additions and changes to the name brigade

additions:

the stairwells= a couple comprising of a girl named after an herb who sings all the time and a guy who has a head way too big for his body; we had the misfortune to overhear them one time- the girl said to the guy "you. in the stairwell. now."; made us shudder in repulsion; girl frequently flashes dirty looks in our direction (for reasons unknown)

chanel= a wonderfully flamboyant gay black guy who wears ugg boots, skinny jeans, aviator sunglasses, and a delicious chanel bag swung about his shoulder

elf= a small childlike girl who wears a long trenchcoat and walks in a slightly hunchbacked and loping manner

hair= a girl both of us went to school with; her distinct voice can be heard a mile away

the wolf= a girl miss rabbit knows; always wears a wolf shirt and has a man voice; me and miss rabbit go wolf hunting all the time

changes:

hawaiian discount ----> is now mexican pervert= he is one sick creep, we recently found out

what i don't understand

what i don't understand is why people have to go to college. it seems to me, a waste of four years of my life, a gross waste of my money, and a waste of brain power. chemistry is the devil. even general chemistry. you may think that science isn't that hard, but omfg, i have seen what organic chemistry does to people. it turns them into zombies for real.

so at 11:50 am today, i got out of taking my gen chem midterm and it totally kicked my ass. well, hold on, i think i kicked its fill-in-the-blank and multiple choice ass, but it's word problems kicked my ass. i felt so unfortunate. my professor pinned up the answers on a board afterward, but i was too depressed to look.

on the bright and beautiful side, i escaped from my english class 50 minutes earlier! that is the beauty of being in the library, and acting like i'm doing research for a paper that i have already done. well, done two years ago. yeah, i'm using an old research paper. but, if the shoe fits...