Thursday, January 29, 2009

additions and changes to the name brigade

additions:

the stairwells= a couple comprising of a girl named after an herb who sings all the time and a guy who has a head way too big for his body; we had the misfortune to overhear them one time- the girl said to the guy "you. in the stairwell. now."; made us shudder in repulsion; girl frequently flashes dirty looks in our direction (for reasons unknown)

chanel= a wonderfully flamboyant gay black guy who wears ugg boots, skinny jeans, aviator sunglasses, and a delicious chanel bag swung about his shoulder

elf= a small childlike girl who wears a long trenchcoat and walks in a slightly hunchbacked and loping manner

hair= a girl both of us went to school with; her distinct voice can be heard a mile away

the wolf= a girl miss rabbit knows; always wears a wolf shirt and has a man voice; me and miss rabbit go wolf hunting all the time

changes:

hawaiian discount ----> is now mexican pervert= he is one sick creep, we recently found out

1 comment:

Artfully Yours said...

I am laughing off my chair reading new post! Babe, you have to go into some kind of journalism. Hey, isn't jasmine an herb name? LOL(: