Thursday, January 29, 2009
the statue of libertay
me and miss rabbit were walking back from the beanery the other day when we spotted one of those people dressed up in the statue of liberty costume who's mission is to remind you to finish your taxes. he was a little mexican man and he was dancing the jig and smiling one big smile. to make him happy we stopped by and asked him how it was going. he grinned and offered a bright blue foam crown for us to take. miss rabbit politely declined, but i politely accepted it. here are the pictures resulting.
additions and changes to the name brigade
additions:
the stairwells= a couple comprising of a girl named after an herb who sings all the time and a guy who has a head way too big for his body; we had the misfortune to overhear them one time- the girl said to the guy "you. in the stairwell. now."; made us shudder in repulsion; girl frequently flashes dirty looks in our direction (for reasons unknown)
chanel= a wonderfully flamboyant gay black guy who wears ugg boots, skinny jeans, aviator sunglasses, and a delicious chanel bag swung about his shoulder
elf= a small childlike girl who wears a long trenchcoat and walks in a slightly hunchbacked and loping manner
hair= a girl both of us went to school with; her distinct voice can be heard a mile away
the wolf= a girl miss rabbit knows; always wears a wolf shirt and has a man voice; me and miss rabbit go wolf hunting all the time
changes:
hawaiian discount ----> is now mexican pervert= he is one sick creep, we recently found out
the stairwells= a couple comprising of a girl named after an herb who sings all the time and a guy who has a head way too big for his body; we had the misfortune to overhear them one time- the girl said to the guy "you. in the stairwell. now."; made us shudder in repulsion; girl frequently flashes dirty looks in our direction (for reasons unknown)
chanel= a wonderfully flamboyant gay black guy who wears ugg boots, skinny jeans, aviator sunglasses, and a delicious chanel bag swung about his shoulder
elf= a small childlike girl who wears a long trenchcoat and walks in a slightly hunchbacked and loping manner
hair= a girl both of us went to school with; her distinct voice can be heard a mile away
the wolf= a girl miss rabbit knows; always wears a wolf shirt and has a man voice; me and miss rabbit go wolf hunting all the time
changes:
hawaiian discount ----> is now mexican pervert= he is one sick creep, we recently found out
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
the name brigade
june jaynes and miss rabbit have found it quite necessary to create and record a list of all the ongoing characters in the drama called college life. Here is the list as of now.
retro= miss rabbit’s spanish amor; also works in the cafeteria; wears the most appalling raccoon hat- striped tail in the back and everything
jimmy= j. whyte, miss rabbit’s spanish class acquaintance and itunes aficionado
hawaiian discount= the teddy bear of a cafeteria clerk who continues to give us outrageous discounts on our snacks
pretty eyes= adorable cafeteria clerk; walks with a stylish book bag, smokes, carries a cane (for reasons unknown), and he is, did june forget to mention, adorable?
whip cream man= barista boy from the beanery, sister c’s ultimate poetic crush
dreds= another of miss rabbit’s amors- she is quite the casanovia; he is another beanery boy but he has dreds and makes miss rabbit oh so flustered
batey-boy= another beanery boy who holds an uncanny resemblance to jason bateman (the actor), june jaynes amour
silent policewoman= the girl next door; in a single room, plays obnoxiously loud hard metal music, and is a total biotch
pectoral toucher P.T. =the creepy gay/not gay man who approached june jaynes at the black and white party; perhaps a second encounter in the library during finals week-miss rabbit noticed a longish haired man staring at them from over a cubic booth
jeeper the creeper aka jeepers= the pacer of all pacers, long greasy hair, sleazy stare, continues to stalk us; june jaynes had encounter at nighttime with jeepers- he let her in the door and he was swinging a duct tape bat around, she was officially scared
double A aka attitude adjustment=the mexican starbucks barista boy; is never nice to us
hippie man= used to be miss rabbits crush, that phase passed; june jaynes found out he is in her history class; smokes and has weird gauged piercings
the predator= while june jaynes and miss rabbit were watching tv in the jock lounge he creeped in the doorway and asked how it was going, they replied it was going good, he took that as interested encouragement and is now checking them out whenever they have the unfortunate luck to run into him
the jock lounge aka predator’s lair= the dining area by the cafeteria that features a tv and usually an entire pack of jocks or the predator
the beastlies= the beastly girls next door
the moor= a black guy that both miss rabbit and june jaynes attended high school with, handsome and nice
east coast aka E.C. = professor of anthropology that june jaynes had last term and miss rabbit has this term; both have crushes on him; handsome with glasses but slight paunch
scruff mcgruff= long haired tall beautiful man; stylin’ yet sloppy fashion attire; june jaynes amour
adrien brody= june jaynes crush from anthropology class and history class; classic and beautiful profile-that’s the only angle june ever sees of him; she recently decided she loves him and continues to sit behind him in anthropology class
puke= name originated from a time when june and miss rabbit used to say “i puke prettier than that outfit” whenever they saw her and her atrocious attire; used to room with ugly
ugly= a most unattractive girl who used to live in the hall; disappeared for three weeks with her boyfriend- cause of much drama in the hall
pw= people watching; an activity miss rabbit and june jaynes do not do near often enough, for it is great fun
retro= miss rabbit’s spanish amor; also works in the cafeteria; wears the most appalling raccoon hat- striped tail in the back and everything
jimmy= j. whyte, miss rabbit’s spanish class acquaintance and itunes aficionado
hawaiian discount= the teddy bear of a cafeteria clerk who continues to give us outrageous discounts on our snacks
pretty eyes= adorable cafeteria clerk; walks with a stylish book bag, smokes, carries a cane (for reasons unknown), and he is, did june forget to mention, adorable?
whip cream man= barista boy from the beanery, sister c’s ultimate poetic crush
dreds= another of miss rabbit’s amors- she is quite the casanovia; he is another beanery boy but he has dreds and makes miss rabbit oh so flustered
batey-boy= another beanery boy who holds an uncanny resemblance to jason bateman (the actor), june jaynes amour
silent policewoman= the girl next door; in a single room, plays obnoxiously loud hard metal music, and is a total biotch
pectoral toucher P.T. =the creepy gay/not gay man who approached june jaynes at the black and white party; perhaps a second encounter in the library during finals week-miss rabbit noticed a longish haired man staring at them from over a cubic booth
jeeper the creeper aka jeepers= the pacer of all pacers, long greasy hair, sleazy stare, continues to stalk us; june jaynes had encounter at nighttime with jeepers- he let her in the door and he was swinging a duct tape bat around, she was officially scared
double A aka attitude adjustment=the mexican starbucks barista boy; is never nice to us
hippie man= used to be miss rabbits crush, that phase passed; june jaynes found out he is in her history class; smokes and has weird gauged piercings
the predator= while june jaynes and miss rabbit were watching tv in the jock lounge he creeped in the doorway and asked how it was going, they replied it was going good, he took that as interested encouragement and is now checking them out whenever they have the unfortunate luck to run into him
the jock lounge aka predator’s lair= the dining area by the cafeteria that features a tv and usually an entire pack of jocks or the predator
the beastlies= the beastly girls next door
the moor= a black guy that both miss rabbit and june jaynes attended high school with, handsome and nice
east coast aka E.C. = professor of anthropology that june jaynes had last term and miss rabbit has this term; both have crushes on him; handsome with glasses but slight paunch
scruff mcgruff= long haired tall beautiful man; stylin’ yet sloppy fashion attire; june jaynes amour
adrien brody= june jaynes crush from anthropology class and history class; classic and beautiful profile-that’s the only angle june ever sees of him; she recently decided she loves him and continues to sit behind him in anthropology class
puke= name originated from a time when june and miss rabbit used to say “i puke prettier than that outfit” whenever they saw her and her atrocious attire; used to room with ugly
ugly= a most unattractive girl who used to live in the hall; disappeared for three weeks with her boyfriend- cause of much drama in the hall
pw= people watching; an activity miss rabbit and june jaynes do not do near often enough, for it is great fun
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