miss rabbit gets kinky

another boring and bland college night. the middle of the week. nothing exciting was going on. so me and miss rabbit decided to divert ourselves and make a late night trip to... barnes and noble. again.

did i ever say that me and miss rabbits favorite word is kinky? we really started using it on halloween when she left a picture of a naked mans butt with a drawn jack o lantern face on it, taped on the door for me to be startled with on my way back from class. that was fun. now its taped on the wall next to my bed. the perfect goodnight image. ahh. sweet dreams.

anyways, me and miss rabbit are twins when it comes to kinkiness.

so we decided to browse the kinky aisle in barnies for thrills. many people, surprisingly were roaming and sitting in the plush sofas throughout the store. so a covert perusal of the kinky aisle was impossible. we decided to pursue anyways. as we walked through the aisle we were brought to a stop by "the books." diy lap dance was a book i picked up to examine. miss rabbit on the other hand picked up "the cards." the dirty cosmopolitan cards. as i was receiving a quite interesting education on lap dances, i heard an explosion to my left. bam! miss rabbit's dirty cards slipped out of her grasp and scattered across the floor. all over the floor.

we were shocked into immobility for moments, until we jumped to action. we must have scooped up all those cards in record time. but of course, the sofa seaters witnessed our mortification. much to our chagrin.

suffice it to say, we spent the rest of our visit sitting in a different and safe aisle reading post secret books.