my special ability that is secretly hated by miss rabbit

so, it has recently come to my attention that i have a special ability.

an ability to terribly fluster miss rabbit in situations she ordinarily wouldn't pay attention or get embarrassed by.

let me say something about miss rabbit. she is usually calm, doesn't get embarrassed easily, and can easily compose herself. but for some reason, when she does something funny i bring it to her attention and her feathers get ruffled.

it is quite fun to observe. it has begun to be a game. she, of course, hates it with a passion.

an example was the other night when we were at the counter in the cafeteria weighing and paying for our dinner. she set her dish of pasta on the scale and on the way scattered some on the counter.

i burst out with a

oh miss rabbit, your naked noodles got loose!

the cashier grinned. miss rabbit gave me a mad look and mumbled something unintelligible. she hurried off as the cashier scooped up the noodles and threw them away. i grinned and sung out a thank you as i payed and moved on.